Wanna know the 17 rules of real Knights? If yes, then here you are:
The knight doesn't get drunk, as the pig - he has a rest from feats of arms.
The knight doesn't engorge - he restores forces after a campaign.
The knight doesn't sleep as a log - he is emaciated from heavy hardship.
The knight doesn't beat the armor-bearer - he brings up young generation.
The knight doesn't change to the spouse - he goes to a crusade.
The knight doesn't indulge in debauchery - he fights against temptations.
The knight doesn't smash the neighboring tavern - he trains.
The knight doesn't swear - he speaks with the people in its language.
The knight doesn't rape - he improves the gene pool of the won nation.
The knight isn't in a stupor - he builds strategy!
The knight doesn't scold the wife - he promotes personal growth of the spouse.
The knight doesn't plunder - he is simply Robin Hood.
The knight doesn't acquire dirt - he masks himself.
The knight doesn't stink - he aspires to be closer to the people.
The knight doesn't say lies to women - he observes a cult of "the fine lady".
The knight doesn't forget - he simply doesn't think about any bullshit.
The knight doesn't bla-bla-bla - he narrates about feats.
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| Wolf from the known USSR cartoon "Wait a moment!" |
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